Help!!

I need your help. I want to know your bathroom story. If you have had anything interesting happen to you while visiting the "loo" or while doing anything in the "jon," then please let me know.

The Rules:
1. I want YOUR story, not somebody else's
2. It must be YOUR story, not somebody else's
3. NO hearsay or rumor, YOUR story
4. Type it up in the word processing program of your choice
5. Save as an .RTF file and send to me at the address mentioned in introduction

Pictures: Send them to, but they must be YOUR pictures for me to post them. So, send the actual file to the same email address.

Once I get YOUR picture(s) or story, I will review it and if it is worthy, I will post it.

Thank You,

BathroomGuide